hehe. i found this from a sg forums.

GIFT

A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's bday, and as they had not been dating very long, and after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note - romantic but not too personal.Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he bought a pair of white gloves.The younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed his package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note

-Darling,
I chose this because i notice you are not in the habit if wearing any when we go out in the evening.If it had not been for your sister, i would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady i brought them from showed me the pair that she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly even soiled. I had her try on yours for me and really look smart.I wish i was there to put them on for you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before i have a chance to see you again.When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away, as they will natually be a little damp from wearing.Just think of how many times i will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on the friday night.

PS: The latest style is to wear them fold down with a little fur showing.

With lots of love,Your man.

HAHA funny!

one more

A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient. The following is their conversation on the way to the airport .

A Toyota Camry overtook the taxi.....zoom....

Jap: Look ...look ...Toyota!! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan! Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia .

Driver: yah....

After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.

Jap: look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! made in Japan! Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia

Driver: yah....yah...

After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom. !

Jap: look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made in Japan! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia

Driver: yah...yah...yah....!

Arriving at the airport,the Jap is about to pay the taxi driver.

Jap: How much?

Driver: RM150/-

Jap: Oh... very expensive..... you overcharge ! !

Driver: Noooo .... look .... look .... Sony meter!!....very good!!.... very fast!.... Made in Japan!


HAPPY 21th birthday sis!>!>